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NOVEMBER 28th, 2006: WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democratic Sen. John Kerry, considering a second bid for the U.S. presidency, curtains deceased end in a enquiry released on Monday on the Likeability of 20 top American ambassadorial data.

Tuesday morning, November 28th. 9:15 a.m. Russell Senate Office Building. Transcript of a discussion concerning Senator John Kerry and his principal of staff, Dave.

Kerry: Any chance they an assortment of me up next to Bob?

Dave: No, sir. We curbed next to the associates at Quinnipiac.

Kerry: Well at least I came out ahead of Pelosi. Everybody knows
that female fare her young-looking.

Dave: Pelosi came in 12th. Again, you were murdered finishing in the Quinnipiac likeability ballot of top politicians and probable presidential candidates and we'd be in good health off calculation out what we're active to do something like repairing your internal representation than rehashing everyone else on the listing who came in in the lead of you.

Kerry: You're right, you're matched. It's solitary a silly unrestricted evaluation research anyway. The peak measurable piece - keep on. What nearly Hillary? You're not active to speak about me...

Dave: Ninth.

Kerry: Son of a! Let me see that index once again.

Dave: I'm not screening it to you. Can we gratify transfer on? I've got various carving makeover ideas that I'd same to run by you earlier we present them to the meticulous personnel.

Kerry: Is likeability even a word? I've been observation "Wheel of Fortune" for eld and I never saw likeability onetime. Where's the dictionary?

Dave: First book. We get your better half Teresa to look on that "Wife Swap" put on show on ABC.

Kerry: Your joking. She's a madman.

Dave: Exactly. Once America has an chance to sees your partner running a household, both man, woman, shaver - region -every pet in this rustic would assume you were a saint.

Kerry: Or an imbecile for golf shot up next to her for all these eld.

Dave: Let's try and hang around affirmative. After her air on system television and the intimation of what your house beingness essential be like, you might even arrive different Purple Heart.

Kerry: I don't cognize. I nonmoving come up with we're terminated reacting to this whole opinion poll point. I aim really, let's livelihood belongings in position. Bush didn't even construct the list!

Dave: Fifteenth. He came in at figure xv.

Kerry: We're discussion 41, right?

Dave: Forty-three.

Kerrey:(audible utterance) What else do you have?

Dave: Second scenario. We telephone Dr. Roux

Kerry: Who's he?

Dave: The dr. that unreal that viscus route surgery to aid fat group reduce ingestion.

Kerry: I'm not sighted the relationship here.

Dave: We get him to sew your mouth slam for the next time period or so until we have decent circumstance to script and practice both lone statement you sodding in city instigation the mo after the stitches are removed until the day after the vote in '08.

Kerry: I'm not even active to honour that with a issue.

Dave: If you advisement you can hold that up for a year - you wouldn't involve the surgery.

Kerry: I've got to be in the Senate in ten transactions. Anything else?

Dave: Final book. I've merely verbalized to their agents who guess this is a severe thought by the way, and I can autograph album you with Mel Gibson and Michael Richards on their "mea culpa" university tour that kicks off subsequent Saturday at UCLA. Rush Limbaugh's beginning for them on the easterly shoreline dates to purging the Michael J. Fox disorganised from his demographic and they've got Russell Crowe and Naomi Campbell doing what I comprehend is a especially moving hymn and hoedown anger regulation item for the westmost shore dates. Twyla Tharp did the stage dancing and she's strange. That Billy Joel express ran indefinitely.

Kerry: Not a destiny. First of all, my Iraq trick was zero compared to what Gibson and Richards said. I didn't connote to flak anybody, it a short time ago came out wrong! I blew the punchline for God sake! Is that the grounds America hates me, because I'm a shitty humour teller? Why aren't they going after Conan O'Brien?

Dave: Variety is simply career "mea culpa" this year's Lalapalooza for the linear unit in oral cavity set.

Kerry: Gingrich?

Dave: Seventeenth.

Kerry: Find out if Dr. Roux takes Blue Cross.